The Great Khali debuts.

[thegreatkhali]

::Everybody is quiet in the building.People are talking amongst themselves when suddenly some foreign music comes on the titantron.Then you see the words flash on the video screen,The Great Khali.Fans get up on their feet and boo although there does seem to be cheers.The Great Khali walks down the ramp and his manager Davari follows him behind.The Great Khali looks at everybody.::

{Jim Ross}:I don't believe what I'm seeing.The Great Khali in eWa.

{King}:Khali is Huge.

{J.R.}:He's 7'3'' and weighs 420lbs.He just beat The Undertaker at Judgement Day.That tells you something that The Great Khali is not person to be messed with.

::Davari walks through the ropes.Khali just steps over the highest rope.::

::Fans are booing him.Davari then gets a mic.He then begins to speak in it.::


{Daviari}:You people might remember The Great Khali from WWE,but this time Khali has new sites.You see Khali is man of a different background.Khali has foughten the most toughest people in India.He can beat tigers,and even mandhandle a crocodile.Some you say that There are people that are better than Khali.Khali has already destroyed one legend.The Undertaker.

::Fans boo.::

{Daviari}:The Undertaker met his fate at Judgement Day.There will more superstars for Khali to destroy.Khali even told me,He wants to fight The Big Show,Kane and he said Umaga was a maybe.The people I just metioned may be huge and strong,But nothing compares to Size and the Height of The Great Khali.Big Show maybe 7'" 500lbs,But I can imagine Khali destroying him.Khali has lifted up something that was about 800 pounds.Khali will become the next Champion.

::Khali takes the mic.::

{Khali}:I wieelll beeacome the nextz Champuion,nobodeiee can stoap The Great Khali!!

::Fans boo.::

{King}:Oh yeah I forget The Great Khali has some speech problems.

{J.R.}:King don't make fun of him or else something bad might happen to you.


::The Great Khali music hits again and the fans boo him.Daviari exits the ring first and then Khali steps over the highest rope and he steps onto the ground.People take pictures of him.Khali and Daviari then walk back up to the ramp and the scene ends.End of scene.::

[zackstoffers]

[Before Khali and Daivari can get up the ramp, a familiar tune of "Remember The Name" by Fort Minor. The fans get on their feet, as they heel they love to hate is back.]

Jim Ross: Wait a minute there...

The King: Yes!!

[Zack Stoffers comes walking through the curtain as the fans cheers get louder and louder.]

Jim Ross: My god! The Icon has come out of retirement! I cannot believe my eyes!

The King: The last time we saw him, he had tears in his eyes...now, he has something on his mind!

[Zack walks down the ramp, as Daivari directs Khali back into the ring. Zack stops at the bottom of the ramp as Daivari yells at Zack.]

Zack: Ah...whose gonna welcome back The Icon to wrestling?!

[The crowd approves with a thunderous applause.]

Zack: And, Daivari, don't think I'm getting in that ring. I'll stand my ground right here.

[Zack clears his throat in a loud and annoying way. The fans eat it up.]

Zack: Ok, you guys can shut up, you know that I hate you.

[Zack smirks as the fans start to boo.]

Zack: Ha ha...anyway, enough pandering to the vulchers, moving onto The Great Shamu. According to Mr. Daivaris...Daivara...whatever your name is...you can beat up tigers and crocodiles...you can beat all of the tough people in India. (Yawn.) That's great...anybody can beat people from India...and you can easily pull out a shotgun and blow the hell out of a tiger and crocodile...so I don't see what the big deal about that is. And then you said he beat the Legend of the Undertaker.

[The fans boo as the loud as they can.]

Zack: Now, that may seem all great and sh*t, but who really gives a damn that you did that? The Undertaker is 44 years old. He is a dead guy who has had the wear and tear of wrestling since his debut in '89. You beat up the Undertaker who is WAY past his prime. You basically beat up a zombie version Terry Funk.

Jim Ross: That was a low blow to Funk.

The King: Well, I remember when I told Funk to act his age...he dropped dead! Ha ha!

Zack: So now that I look back on Mr. Khami, the only thing going for you is your height...and your butchering of the English language.

[The fans clap in approval. Daivari is about to speak when Zack cuts him off.]

Zack: Woah...did I say I was finished? Sit your ass down and wait til I am finished small fry. Now, when you say that you can't wait to face people like the Big Show, Kane, and Overrated (Umaga)...I find that hard to believe. Well, of course I do, since you don't know who I am. I am The Icon, Zack Stoffers...and while you were wrestling crocodiles in India, I was winning heavyweight championships left and right. While you were beating up little kids in India, I was making millions. So, before you go on talking about facing the monsters of this sport, why not step into the ring with someone who can actually wrestle. What do you say Mr. Khami? Mr. David? One-on-one with the Icon.

TBC by The Great Khali

(ooc - yea pretty bad intro rp...but hey, i havent done this in 5 months...i'll pick it up.)

[2dope]

Homies Blast the PA as 2 Dope walks out and joins Zack and raies his mic to talk-

{2 Dope} ok now, khali, dumbo, fat ass, i could go on, see you stared in a movie called, THE LONGEST YARD WITH ADAM SANDLER, ya i gotta admit, you thought u was the big man there, tougher than everyone and shit, well guess what bitch, this ain't hollywood, your gonna get hurt, and you deffinitly gonna get hurt when zack here, wups your ass all over the place, and then i get in the line after him and then i wup your ass, and then i do what i do best, i will burry you alive...KILLING YOU!!!!

2 Dope takes the mic away from his mouth as he waits for a response from someone.......


TBC by Zack or khali!


NO ATTACKS!!!!

[zackstoffers]

[Zack looks puzzled at the sight of 2 Dope. He puts the mic to his mouth and speaks.]

Zack: Uhh...thanks? I guess that's all I can say if I didn't want to hurt your feelings. But, you know, since I am in a giving mood, I'll give you a little verbal assault, Stoffers style. Now, looking at you, I see someone who is a little "misguided" shall we say. You see, while you were back there finger painting on your body and praying to god someone will give you some attention, I was talking to Khami, and doing a very nice job at making him look like the idiot that he is. Then, you come along and back me up. Sorry, son, I don't need a messed up kid like you trying to help me out. The Icon stands alone, with no reinforcements...because I don't need any. So, before you can interrupt me again...I want to hear what Kwame Brown wants to say...along with David Spade...or whatever the hell your names are...

TBC

[2dope]

2 Dope gets in zacks face,

{2 Dope} now listen here boy, i am a big legend, an icon just like you, i have held my fare share of titles, i don't like giving back-up to lil bitch's but see, i got a broblem with fat ass down in the ring, so shut the hole in your fat fuckin face before i shut it for you, and i ain't a kid, i have been around a long time muther fucker! so just watch yourself next time you dis the evil clown bitch,

2 Dope motions likes hes going to hit zack and makes him flinch a little bit, and then 2 Dope leaves backstage....


TBC by anyone

NO ATTACKS!!!!!

[zackstoffers]

[Zack watches as 2 Dope leaves to the backstage area.]

Zack: (sigh) They just never learn do they...anyway, now that Evil Doink is gone, can I have an answer? Mr. Jolly Moron Giant?

[Zack awaits an answer.]

TBC BY ONLY THE GREAT KHALI

[thegreatkhali]

::Daviari speaks up again::

{Daviari}:Personally I hate people like you

::Fans boo.::

{Daviari}:I've managed three people in the past,Muhammad Hassan,Kurt Angle who I hated the most.

::Fans boo at that comment.::


{Daviari}:And Mark Henry.

::Fans boo at that name.::

{Daviari}:But out of all the wrestler's I've managed Nothing comes greater than The Great Khali.

::Fans boo.::

::Fans chant Khali sucks Khali sucks.::

{Daviari}:Speaking of Henry,He might be coming to the EWA soon.

::Fans boo at that comment.::

{J.R.}:Folks I don't like the looks of this.It seems as though Daviari is picking up one of his old clients and making him do his dirty work again.::

{Daviari}:But for now it's just it's just me and Khali.

{King}:I think Daviari means business.

{Davairi}:But I think Khali would love a match that would be interesting for him.How bout a Hell in Cell at this PPV.If you wondering why this ppv,well the reason is because Khali and Nathan Hellsing are teaming against that stupid clown 2 Dope and weirdo named Shibito,But whenever the next PPV is Khali is going to show you No mercy,and prove to you that his first ppv will be your last ppv.Khali is the big thing in this business.


::Khali then takes the mic.::

{Khali}:I aammmm Theee Greaaatesst wreeestler of allllll tiammme.I aaam a leagend iiian the making.Nobody cann staaop the all miggghty Great Khali.

{King}:I wonder If Daviari has been teaching him how to speak English.

{J.R.}:Well Daviari is arabic and mostly only speaks english when he does his speeches.::

{Daviari}:So what do you say Zack .This coming up PPV,Khali vs you in a Hell in a Cell match.Khali is sure to end your career just like he did to the Undertaker's.

::The Great Khali then stands in stands tall in front of Zack's face.Zack who is shorter than Khali looks above at him.Khali just towers over him.::

::Khali and Daviari then wait for a response.::