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Post by hhh on Jun 6, 2006 5:29:18 GMT -5
suddenly a guitar riffs and motor head says behold the king... the king of kings as hhh is seen on the ramp way and motor head says on your knees dog. as hhh has his water bottle with a shirt with a skull on it and a silver crown on it he puts water on his hair then raises his head as the water is still running down his hair and into his mouth he then lifts his head back down as he spits some water out and leaves some in. he then gets on the ropes of the ring and throws his water bottle aside and then raises his arms and head and spits water in the air and then starts to yell as his head goes forward. he then spits the rest of his water at the camera as he gets in the ring and gets on the turnbuckle he then raises his arms and head up in the air and starts to yell. he then grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
hhh: now everyone in the back seems to be a little tensed, so let me ease the tension for you and give you the action you in the back and the people deserve. at the asylum i will be issuing my open challenge. so anyone who has the balls to fight the king of everything you stand on and for. come on out here and face me so i can kick your ass up and down this ring. The king is ready for action. But theres a little twist. This is no ordinary challenge no, this is a game over open challenge. Witch means I'll beat you in any match type. rather it be hardcore hell in a cell cage single handicapped match i don't care i will always rise to the top. why? because I'm the king of kings and I'm that damn good.
with that said hhh leaves the arena as the camera fades to black
tbc by anyone who wants a shot at this note i am seriously rusty so this is gonna take me awhile to get back in the groove i haven't rped in 7 months
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Post by kane on Jun 6, 2006 15:25:14 GMT -5
kanes music hits kane walks to the ring
kane says i knuw i missed our first show but i'll take u up on your open challenge at mayham
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Post by hellsing56 on Jun 6, 2006 16:51:10 GMT -5
Kane... That's not even a Roleplay
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Post by zackstoffers on Jun 6, 2006 16:54:04 GMT -5
Kane...that's not kane...kane kills things...including kittens...not puppies though...puppies are too cute...useless rambling...thank you...
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Post by zackstoffers on Jun 6, 2006 17:11:18 GMT -5
["Remember The Name" by Fort Minor hits the speakers, as a mixed reaction fills the arena. Zack Stoffers comes out to a chorus of boos and cheers, raising his arms in the air on the ramp. He arrogantly walks down the ramp, faking a high five to a young fan, smirking all the way. He hops on the ring apron and looks over the crowd. He steps into the ring, and gets a mic from a ringside official.]
Zack: Well...well...well. Look at who is gracing us with his presence. "The Game" Triple H. Better known as the Cereal Assassin judging by that beer gut. Ha!
[The fans groan at the bad joke.]
Zack: Oh please...I'm just warming up.
Fans: What?!
Zack: Your mother.
[The fans boo loudly as Zack continues on.]
Zack: Anyway...moving onto Hungry Hungry Hunter...I would like to -- not accept your challenge. You see, I don't understand why you, the king of 'everything' comes to the eWa, a fresh, young and talented federation. This isn't the WWE; there are no "kliq's"; there is no boning the boss' daughter...though if our boss had a daughter, I would love to meet her, take her out to enjoy some fine cuisine, go back to my place, and have one hell of a time playing hide the nazi. Sorry, fantasizing. So, while you earned title shots by dating the boss' daughter for almost a decade, I was working my ass off moving through the ranks of the indy promotions, where the TRUE wrestlers are, and solidifing myself as an icon in this business, thus being known as The Icon, Zack Stoffers.
[Zack points to the announcer and tells him to throw some ice cold Dasani water to him. Zack catches the poorly thrown bottle and unscrews the cap. He takes a big gulp and continues talking.]
Zack: Now, I have one very small, little, tiny question for you...if you are the king of everything...does that mean you are the best sewer in the world? Or the best basketball player? Or possibly the best bitch? Hmmm...judging by how you've kissed Vinnie Mac's ass for so long...
[Zack gets in Trips' face.]
Zack: I'll go with you being the greatest personal bitch in this business.
[The fans erupt in applause.]
Zack: You see, it's people like you that piss me off. The kind of people who don't know when their career is dwindling. Your prime has passed...don't turn into your boy Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan by wrestling with a social security check in your pocket. And...judging by what I am seeing right now...I change my mind...I accept your challenge.
TBC
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Post by shibito on Jun 6, 2006 19:56:20 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for the OOC but i say we vote Kane out of this fed because he can't rp.
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Post by hhh on Jun 6, 2006 23:57:56 GMT -5
HHH laughs as the crowd laughs as well and he talks to him.
HHH: Is that all you've got Zack? You come out here and embarrass yourself in front of Millions and Millions of people. Only to say some lame ass jokes like thoes, And a pathetic whatever you called that you just said? Because that damn sure wasn't a punchline. Zack listen man, you wanna get in this ring and get your ass kicked and be the embarrassment of the locker room? Be my guest. But like i said before you step in that ring your gonna learn to respect the King of Kings. You'll learn to respect me, You'll learn to respect the fans, And you will also learn to respect yourself. Because look at the way you dress you talk about how i bone my wife and stuff, let me tell you something, your jelouse because you can't get the best women in the wwe speaking of the wwe, you really think i care about what you think about the wwe, That was then this is now and about thoes lame ass jokes you say what are you in first grade because your acting like it. pulling some lame ass jokes like thoes.
hhh looks in disgust as he continues
HHH: You come out here disgust me, Disgust the fans and be stupid by telling your lame ass jokes, Listen Zack this ain't a miniature golf course. i am only gonna tell you this one time and one time only this is no game. when you step in the ring with me, your the disease and I'm the cure.
with that said he throws the Mic down and begins to leave as the cameras fade to black.
tbc by Zack.
ooc: Zack this is gonna be a good match good luck
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Post by hhh on Jun 7, 2006 0:00:08 GMT -5
ooc i vote kane off too
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Post by zackstoffers on Jun 7, 2006 8:54:37 GMT -5
Zack: Woah!
[HHH turns around.]
Zack: Excuse me, I wasn't finished talking. Now, I would like to thank you for boring the fans half to death for saying the same thing you say every night: I am the King of Kings...I'm gonna kick your ass...the same thing every night. Geez, don't you have any creativity? Anything inside of that thick skull of yours, son? You know, the reason why I say those lame ass jokes is to try and get the fans at least somewhat interested to when they hear your ass speak.
[Zack smirks as the crowd starts getting into the argument.]
Zack: You think you are the better name because you dress better and you bang the so-called 'hottest woman in the WWE', which I must say is a really far stretch. Trips, although you may seem invincible on your make believe pedestal, you're wrong. I have seen those who do nothing but explain how great they are, and don't back it up in the ring. I've seen your matches Trips, and I must say I am unimpressed. And you know what...I have never seen you in a death match before. Is it because the WWE banned them because it would upset the advertisers? Or because you were too afraid to suffer the scars that people like Cactus Jack, Terry Funk, and Sabu have suffered? After our little match at Asylum, why don't we settle this in a non-sanctioned death match at the next Pay-Per-View. That's right Trips, I am challenging the 'Kings of Kings', The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, Triple H. So what do you say, Trips, are you gonna be the man you claim to be and face the Death Match God, or are you gonna go on your way back to the WWE?
TBC by Trips or Mr. Extreme
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Post by 2dope on Jun 7, 2006 14:39:37 GMT -5
Fire Explodes making both men turn and look, 2 Dope walks out as Homies is blasting the PA, 2 Dope looks mad as he walks don the ramp not doing any of his taunting, he gets to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope then gets up and gets on a turnbuckle and does a pose and then does a backflip off and walks up to Triple H, then walks around him to the other side of the ring and puts his hand out for a mic, the announcer brings him a mic and he takes it and walks back to the 2 men, and waits for his music to fade to a stop and after a short moment homies fades and the crowd slowly stops cheering 2 Dope, then 2 Dope puts the mic up to his mouth and begins to talk-
{2 Dope} Ok this is bullsh*t man, Trips i mean come on, your gonna loose your ass, ya your good, your real good, hell right before my old fed died you became the world heavy weight champion, and it died as you were the champ, now my fed came back and your NOT the champ, see you may think your the king of everything, but your only the king of your nut sac! now Zack, you called me boy, well LITTLE boy, i am probably older than you, and i have gained alot more in carrear than you could ever dream, so both you little p*ssy's quit cryin about whos the best here, because i can tell you right now Zack and Trips, i know who the best is out of you 2, and that award gos to.........TRIPLE H B*TCH, i have seen this man work, he has put down more men that u laid women, he gets more ass than you could get in a lifetime, and he don't get guys ass like someone we know,
Points at zack
{2 Dope} now you want to play hide the nazi with Extreme's daughter, your F*cking sick B*tch you know that homie, you want to tap his daughters ass and get you some good sh*t like when Trips here tapped Stephanie huh? but for reay y'all, why don't you, take your self back to your own place, and play ide the nazi with your own D*ck and Balls! so f-off B*tch and back down from Triple H as you won't beat him, you know why, I AM GOING TO BE IN TRIPLE H'S CORNER BECAUSE.............
2 Dope looks to the roof and chants his quote as the crowd joins in....
{2 Dope} I'M 2 DOPE AND IT AIN'T NO THANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 Dope looks back at Zack as homies is blasting the PA, and 2 Dope drops the mic and it makes a pffft sound as it hits the mat, 2 Dope gets out threw the top and middle rope and turns to walk up the ramp, hes walks up the ramp and then stops on the stage, he turns around and looks at zack and flips zack off as triple H laughs, then he turns back around and walks through the curtains and disappears...
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Post by zackstoffers on Jun 7, 2006 16:20:32 GMT -5
Zack: Woah! What the hell is everyone's deal of dropping the mic and going. You really think I'm gonna let an evil clown get the upper hand against me verbally? Fuck no. Though I must you were right about one thing, Trips has put down more men than I have women...basically because I have been married twice for long amounts of time...and seeing as how I am a good husband, and only joke around about banging other women, I can agree with that statement. But the one statement I can't agree with is...well...everything else. Now, do I think I am the best in the world? Yes...right now. Do I think I am the greatest of all-time? Hell no. Men like Hulk Hogan and Bruno Sammartino are way ahead of someone like me. But I like to shed a positive light and say that I will get to their elite level soon...and I can guaran-damn-tee that.
[The crowd starts buzzing.]
Zack: And you know what, I am sure Trips has gotten a lot of ass...the WWE gold helps with that. And I think you might be referring to Billy Williams about being 'on the other side of the street'. It's pure speculation, but I would put money down on that. Anyway, back onto the matter at hand. Now, this is the second time you have interrupted me and somebody else. And I think I can speak for Trips on at least this...get lost. Nobody cares about a clown...this isn't the three-ring circus, KID, this is the squared circle.
[Zack pauses. And thinks for a second.]
Zack: You know, all this talk about clowns is making remember how I had a fear for them. Yea...I remember going to Ringling Barnum & Bailey Circus at the Continental Airlines Arena. Ahh...those were the days. And now that I think about it...looking at a piece of shit like yourself, I can't imagine why. Maybe it was the face paint, I'm not sure. Any who, I would like you to leave because the grown-ups are talking, ok?
[Zack turns toward Trips. But then turns back at 2 Dope.]
Zack: And I can speak for Trips again, having you in his corner will insure a loss to him...so you might as well pick a fight with the Jolly Green Giant who has yet to answer my challenge. You can fight that illiterate nimrod while I wrestle Hunter here.
TBC
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Post by 2dope on Jun 7, 2006 16:38:14 GMT -5
2 Dope walks out and starts walking down the ramp with a lead pipe, triple H slides out of the ring and stops him and holds him back,
{2 Dope} your lucky Triple H is holding me back or i woulda re-arranged your face little nazi F*cker! and if you ever call me kid again, i will say F*ck the rules and beat your ass all over this damn arena, so you better watch your mouth before i shove my foot so far up your ass it comes out your mouth! and as let this be a warning to you, i will F*CK YOU UP SO BAD YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN, SO YOU WANNA KEEP TALKIN SHIT GO AHEAD, I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS, AND LIKE I SAID YOU CALL ME KID ONE MORE TIME, I'M THROWIN THE RULE BOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND BEATIN YOUR ASS STRAIGHT UP!!!!
Waits for a responce...
OOC: I MEAN IT, YOU CALL ME A KID AGAIN I WILL BREAK THE RULES AND BEAT YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!
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Post by hellsing56 on Jun 7, 2006 16:49:58 GMT -5
Calm yourself 2 Dope... *pulls a joint out of his pocket* wanna hit?
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Post by 2dope on Jun 7, 2006 21:31:17 GMT -5
2 Dope looks back at nathan hellsing...
{2 Dope} i thought you hate me homie, now you wanna share a blunt wit me? whuts up wit this sh*t man?
TBC by Nathan Hellsing
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Post by zackstoffers on Jun 8, 2006 10:29:52 GMT -5
Zack: Listen up, 2 Dope. I don't know what the hell you are trying to pull here tonight. I guess you are trying to get the fans behind you...making yourself out as a tough son of a bitch. But the fact of the matter is, you are nothing in the wrestling world. I don't care who you've beaten or what titles you have won...you have never lived up to your own hype.
So go ahead and keep on screaming, shrieking, cursing, and whatever the hell else. But I will not fight you here right now, because this isn't the place to do it. If you want, I can take away my challenges and my requests, and beat the shit out of your little punk ass in a flaming cage at Asylum. What do you say, son?
OOC - Talk about professionalism at its best. 2 Dope, you really need to fucking chill out. This is an efed, not the WWE or TNA. We all say stuff about our opponents, not the actual person. My character is the kind that verbally assaults you with everything. If you can take the heat, then get out of the street.
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