Post by mrslacker on Jun 14, 2006 13:16:41 GMT -5
::It is quiet in the ring.Everybody is chatting amongst themselves.When suddenly Rick Ross's Hustlin hits the P.A. System.Fans don't know who it is.Fans are anxious to know who it is.Somebody driving a Green Ferrari and with flame detail and spinners on the wheels comes driving the car down to the ring.::
{J.R.}:Who is in the driver's seat?
{King}:That's what I'm wanting to know,and looks like their is somebody else with the driver.
{J.R.}:King how can you tell from this distance.
{King}:Well I can kinda of tell.I'm hoping it's a diva at the least.
{J.R.}:Oh please King,Is that all you think about is divas.
{King}:Hey I can't help it if I love the divas.Maybe J.R. someday some Diva will like you.
{J.R.}:Oh please King,do you think woman at young age is going to like me.
{King}:You never know you'll just have to find out.Some Bodman spray might do the trick.
{J.R.}:I don't wear fancy sprays like that.Now let's get back to this mysterious man in this car.
::All sudden before you know the man opens the sunroof to the car and it's Mr.Slacker holding his singapore cane in one hand and in the other a beer can.::
{J.R.}:OH MY GOD!! It's Mr.Slacker.He's returned.
{King}:And I suppose the other person in the car is Slacker Gurl.
{J.R.}:King will you shutup.It's been awhile since we've heard from Mr.Slacker.This last time we saw him was before UXW went out business.But UXW has just reopened,I dunno if Slacker wants to join their or not.
{King}:Knowing him he probally will.After all he was 2x World Heavyweight champion there.
::Mr.Slacker then exits the vechile and Slacker Gurl comes out of the car too.Mr.Slacker walks up the stairs leading to the ring.Slacker Gurl follows behind.He helds the ropes for Slacker Gurl to go through.Mr.Slacker who is still holding his singapore cane and his beer bottle in his hand walks up to a turnbuckle facing the to right of his car.Mr.Slacker then climbs then turnbuckle and points his singapore cane in the air.Slacker Gurl claps for her bf.Mr.Slacker then opens his can of beer and then lifts it up high over his head.He then pours it all over his head and drinks some the beer while he is pouring some of the beer onto his head.Mr.Slacker then gets off the turnbuckle and tosses the beercan out into the crowd.Mr.Slacker the paces around a bit and then asks for a mic.A worker there hands him a mic and Mr.Slacker turns it on and He begins to speak.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Well.....It's great to be back in the wrestling business.
::Mixed reactions from the fans are going throughout the crowds.::
{Mr.Slacker}:After that break from UXW,what did I do,I was slacking.But I have been promoting a lot of my jewerly.I've been making my own jewerly and selling it.When I was younger I metioned I wanted to become a hip-hop star when grew-up.Well I thar didn't happen.But recently after the UXW closed in December,well despite the fact their back now.
::Fans cheer at that comment.::
{Mr.Slacker}:I've been going solo with rap record labels.I came with two albums so far.One called the Street Thugz Hood,and the other Gang Warfare.I'm planning I'm making a third album soon,so hopefully check back with me on that.
{Mr.Slacker}:Now that I'm back,The Hardcore King is coming back with new sights on his hand.No I don't mean lousy paychecks or just winning a regular match.I mean Titles.I'm all about titles.Anything that is valuabe to me is somethng I really desire and something I must have!!But this company is new to me,UXW was my home.
::Fans cheer and some of the fans boo at that comment.::
{Mr.Slacker}:You see in UXW I became famous.I beat Shibito and I beat J-Dogg who was some rookie in my view that didn't even deserve to wear the title.Speaking of J-Dogg where the hell is he these days?
{King}:Yeah J.R. where is J-Dogg?
{J.R.}:The last time J-Dogg was around was in UXW,does that answer your question.
{King}:I just wanted to know where is he these days,not in the past.
{J.R.}:King shutup and listen to Mr.Slacker.
{Mr.Slacker}:Who knows where J-Dogg is.I know where he is,He's probally on the couch at his house,doing nothing because probally too upset to realize that I beat his ass for the World Heavyweight Championship.
::Half of the fans boo at that comment.Other fans cheer.::
{King}:Hahaha,You know that's so true J.R.
{J.R.}:J-Dogg was a good wrestler in my view.I don't think Slacker should be disrespecting him like that.
{King}:Oh who cares J.R.,J-Dogg is long gone in the past.Plus he really wasn't that good of a wrestler.
{Mr.Slacker}:Alright enough with the smack talk about J-Dogg.You see The Hardcore King lives only on one rule,To cause as much damage to my opponent in any way or shape or form.I also have a secondary rule just in case.I got this from a famous wrestler,Don't trust Anyone.That quote was from Stone Cold Steve Austin.
{King}:Why is he using Stone Cold's quote.
{J.R.}:I guess he did that so he can better well known.
{King}:I guess.
{Mr.Slacker}:I'm ready to take on anybody in the back.I hear we have 2 Dope.
::Mixed reaction when Mr.Slacker said that name.::
{Mr..Slacker}:Shibito.
::Fans cheer.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Nathan Hellsing
::Fans boo.::
{Mr.Slacker}:The Great Khali
::Some of the fans laugh and others boo.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Yeah I've seen the guy before and doesn't say much and I agree that he is mentally challenged because Daviari does most of talking for him and his talking sounds weird.
{King}:Everybody agrees that Khali is retarded.Daviari needs a new client or either that Daviari is going to have to teach him better english.The guy's IQ is probally only 50 to least 60 at the most.
{J.R.}:I know the guy has some mental issues,But calling him retarded is another thing.
{King}:Oh comeon J.R. That's not going to affect him.
{J.R.}:Oh sure it is.Did you see what happened to Piper by Khali.
{King}:J.R. you need to stop being mr.nice guy for once in change.Yes Piper did say some stuff about Khali but Daviari kinda told Khali to attack after Khali had snapped at Piper.
{J.R.}:Well I'm not going to agrue with you any further about this.Let's just listen to what Mr.Slacker has to say.
{Mr.Slacker}:Let's see we also got this guy who says he's an icon.Zack Stouffers.
::Fans boo at that name.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Well that's all I can think of that might be big in this business right now.But I ain't afraid of any them.Not even Khali.See back in when I was in streets Kansas City,MO I faced the toughest gangsters.I was in a gang called the Roughriders.For awhile I was noobie in the gang.Until later my gang leader got shot.His gang name was Big Mo.His real name was Darren Williams.I still miss him.He was a rolemodel to me and to the rest of the gang.I eventually took over the gang and got us into the toughest battles.In In May 1995,I found who was behind it all.A former friend of mine.Emmit Johnson.He liked to be called The Snake because he had a reptuation of being sneaky and being quiet while walking through gang terrorties,places that he would steal stuff from and other places.Emmet had gone off the line he joined the Black Panthers.You probally all remember the Black Panthers because they were social and gang movement throughout the U.S. but they were beginning to die out through the 1990's.Here's my story of what happened to The Black Panther's which Emmit became the leader of Kansas City,MO area.At least he wasn't the national leader.If he was I probally wouldn't be here tonight.Anyways it all started out when I found a bill in the Black Panther's hideout while they were gone.And on it had Big Mo's account no on their.They had been spending at least 1000$ dollars a week.I was pissed off because Big Mo couldn't have be using his bank account because he was dead.I went back to the hideout and one best buddies told me that Emmit had just joined the Black Panthers.I got so pissed off that turned over a table.I went into my room and had a few beers and smoked pot for a few hours.Derek Meyers the one who told me Emmit joined the hideout came knocking on the door and was asking if I was alright.I told Derek about the bill I found.He said we needed start a war against the Black Panthers.So agreed to what Derek said.August 1995 we waged a 20-minute battle against the Black Panthers with some other gangs on our side some other gangs on their side.It wasn't a pretty sight.I managed to live from the outcome of the gang fight.So did my best buddy Derek.I left Emmit for the cops to get him.But I never knew how long his time in jail was going to be.So anyways that's just a blast from the past.
::Half of the fans get bored from him talking,the other half cheer,and others boo.::
{Mr.Slacker}:But I'm looking forward to be in this company.But before I go,I'm issuing a challenge to anybody that will dare step into a ring with man like me.I've had a history for being hardcore,and beating my opponents senseless until there's nothing left of them.Whoever is out there in the back,I'm ready to take your ass on in any type of wrestling match!!
{J.R.}:Who is in the driver's seat?
{King}:That's what I'm wanting to know,and looks like their is somebody else with the driver.
{J.R.}:King how can you tell from this distance.
{King}:Well I can kinda of tell.I'm hoping it's a diva at the least.
{J.R.}:Oh please King,Is that all you think about is divas.
{King}:Hey I can't help it if I love the divas.Maybe J.R. someday some Diva will like you.
{J.R.}:Oh please King,do you think woman at young age is going to like me.
{King}:You never know you'll just have to find out.Some Bodman spray might do the trick.
{J.R.}:I don't wear fancy sprays like that.Now let's get back to this mysterious man in this car.
::All sudden before you know the man opens the sunroof to the car and it's Mr.Slacker holding his singapore cane in one hand and in the other a beer can.::
{J.R.}:OH MY GOD!! It's Mr.Slacker.He's returned.
{King}:And I suppose the other person in the car is Slacker Gurl.
{J.R.}:King will you shutup.It's been awhile since we've heard from Mr.Slacker.This last time we saw him was before UXW went out business.But UXW has just reopened,I dunno if Slacker wants to join their or not.
{King}:Knowing him he probally will.After all he was 2x World Heavyweight champion there.
::Mr.Slacker then exits the vechile and Slacker Gurl comes out of the car too.Mr.Slacker walks up the stairs leading to the ring.Slacker Gurl follows behind.He helds the ropes for Slacker Gurl to go through.Mr.Slacker who is still holding his singapore cane and his beer bottle in his hand walks up to a turnbuckle facing the to right of his car.Mr.Slacker then climbs then turnbuckle and points his singapore cane in the air.Slacker Gurl claps for her bf.Mr.Slacker then opens his can of beer and then lifts it up high over his head.He then pours it all over his head and drinks some the beer while he is pouring some of the beer onto his head.Mr.Slacker then gets off the turnbuckle and tosses the beercan out into the crowd.Mr.Slacker the paces around a bit and then asks for a mic.A worker there hands him a mic and Mr.Slacker turns it on and He begins to speak.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Well.....It's great to be back in the wrestling business.
::Mixed reactions from the fans are going throughout the crowds.::
{Mr.Slacker}:After that break from UXW,what did I do,I was slacking.But I have been promoting a lot of my jewerly.I've been making my own jewerly and selling it.When I was younger I metioned I wanted to become a hip-hop star when grew-up.Well I thar didn't happen.But recently after the UXW closed in December,well despite the fact their back now.
::Fans cheer at that comment.::
{Mr.Slacker}:I've been going solo with rap record labels.I came with two albums so far.One called the Street Thugz Hood,and the other Gang Warfare.I'm planning I'm making a third album soon,so hopefully check back with me on that.
{Mr.Slacker}:Now that I'm back,The Hardcore King is coming back with new sights on his hand.No I don't mean lousy paychecks or just winning a regular match.I mean Titles.I'm all about titles.Anything that is valuabe to me is somethng I really desire and something I must have!!But this company is new to me,UXW was my home.
::Fans cheer and some of the fans boo at that comment.::
{Mr.Slacker}:You see in UXW I became famous.I beat Shibito and I beat J-Dogg who was some rookie in my view that didn't even deserve to wear the title.Speaking of J-Dogg where the hell is he these days?
{King}:Yeah J.R. where is J-Dogg?
{J.R.}:The last time J-Dogg was around was in UXW,does that answer your question.
{King}:I just wanted to know where is he these days,not in the past.
{J.R.}:King shutup and listen to Mr.Slacker.
{Mr.Slacker}:Who knows where J-Dogg is.I know where he is,He's probally on the couch at his house,doing nothing because probally too upset to realize that I beat his ass for the World Heavyweight Championship.
::Half of the fans boo at that comment.Other fans cheer.::
{King}:Hahaha,You know that's so true J.R.
{J.R.}:J-Dogg was a good wrestler in my view.I don't think Slacker should be disrespecting him like that.
{King}:Oh who cares J.R.,J-Dogg is long gone in the past.Plus he really wasn't that good of a wrestler.
{Mr.Slacker}:Alright enough with the smack talk about J-Dogg.You see The Hardcore King lives only on one rule,To cause as much damage to my opponent in any way or shape or form.I also have a secondary rule just in case.I got this from a famous wrestler,Don't trust Anyone.That quote was from Stone Cold Steve Austin.
{King}:Why is he using Stone Cold's quote.
{J.R.}:I guess he did that so he can better well known.
{King}:I guess.
{Mr.Slacker}:I'm ready to take on anybody in the back.I hear we have 2 Dope.
::Mixed reaction when Mr.Slacker said that name.::
{Mr..Slacker}:Shibito.
::Fans cheer.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Nathan Hellsing
::Fans boo.::
{Mr.Slacker}:The Great Khali
::Some of the fans laugh and others boo.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Yeah I've seen the guy before and doesn't say much and I agree that he is mentally challenged because Daviari does most of talking for him and his talking sounds weird.
{King}:Everybody agrees that Khali is retarded.Daviari needs a new client or either that Daviari is going to have to teach him better english.The guy's IQ is probally only 50 to least 60 at the most.
{J.R.}:I know the guy has some mental issues,But calling him retarded is another thing.
{King}:Oh comeon J.R. That's not going to affect him.
{J.R.}:Oh sure it is.Did you see what happened to Piper by Khali.
{King}:J.R. you need to stop being mr.nice guy for once in change.Yes Piper did say some stuff about Khali but Daviari kinda told Khali to attack after Khali had snapped at Piper.
{J.R.}:Well I'm not going to agrue with you any further about this.Let's just listen to what Mr.Slacker has to say.
{Mr.Slacker}:Let's see we also got this guy who says he's an icon.Zack Stouffers.
::Fans boo at that name.::
{Mr.Slacker}:Well that's all I can think of that might be big in this business right now.But I ain't afraid of any them.Not even Khali.See back in when I was in streets Kansas City,MO I faced the toughest gangsters.I was in a gang called the Roughriders.For awhile I was noobie in the gang.Until later my gang leader got shot.His gang name was Big Mo.His real name was Darren Williams.I still miss him.He was a rolemodel to me and to the rest of the gang.I eventually took over the gang and got us into the toughest battles.In In May 1995,I found who was behind it all.A former friend of mine.Emmit Johnson.He liked to be called The Snake because he had a reptuation of being sneaky and being quiet while walking through gang terrorties,places that he would steal stuff from and other places.Emmet had gone off the line he joined the Black Panthers.You probally all remember the Black Panthers because they were social and gang movement throughout the U.S. but they were beginning to die out through the 1990's.Here's my story of what happened to The Black Panther's which Emmit became the leader of Kansas City,MO area.At least he wasn't the national leader.If he was I probally wouldn't be here tonight.Anyways it all started out when I found a bill in the Black Panther's hideout while they were gone.And on it had Big Mo's account no on their.They had been spending at least 1000$ dollars a week.I was pissed off because Big Mo couldn't have be using his bank account because he was dead.I went back to the hideout and one best buddies told me that Emmit had just joined the Black Panthers.I got so pissed off that turned over a table.I went into my room and had a few beers and smoked pot for a few hours.Derek Meyers the one who told me Emmit joined the hideout came knocking on the door and was asking if I was alright.I told Derek about the bill I found.He said we needed start a war against the Black Panthers.So agreed to what Derek said.August 1995 we waged a 20-minute battle against the Black Panthers with some other gangs on our side some other gangs on their side.It wasn't a pretty sight.I managed to live from the outcome of the gang fight.So did my best buddy Derek.I left Emmit for the cops to get him.But I never knew how long his time in jail was going to be.So anyways that's just a blast from the past.
::Half of the fans get bored from him talking,the other half cheer,and others boo.::
{Mr.Slacker}:But I'm looking forward to be in this company.But before I go,I'm issuing a challenge to anybody that will dare step into a ring with man like me.I've had a history for being hardcore,and beating my opponents senseless until there's nothing left of them.Whoever is out there in the back,I'm ready to take your ass on in any type of wrestling match!!