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Post by 2dope on Jan 3, 2006 21:56:17 GMT -5
TILT-A-Whirl hits as the lights flash red and black...
2 dope walks out...
he walks down the ramp...
he gets in the ring...
he grabs a mic...
2 Dope-
yo yo yo, i gotta little rap for Lunar man check this...
hwy how do u my names 2 dope, do don't mess with dope or u might recive a shank from the clown muther fucker!
as u can see i am not very happy, so i would like to just say this, lunar when u get in this ring, boy be prepaird to go to hell, cuz i am going to be the most difficult person u have ever faced...we are gonna rip each other apart limb from limb, and i won't give up till i'm dead, i amy loose i may win, but know this...the evil clown is now pissed off beyond belif and i am gonna take u to hell this monday so be ready mother fucker!
2 Dope drops the mic as TILT-A-WHIRL hits and gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp, then walks thru the curtains to backstage....
the camera cuts to a commercial...
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Post by jasonlunar on Jan 4, 2006 16:54:47 GMT -5
Location: Atlanta, GA
Time: 8:00 p.m SceneCommercial break ends as the scene comes back to the EWA arena. The fans are quiet. Suddenly the fans give a uproar because " Never Gonna Stop Me " By Rob Zombie hits the arena. The Director of Authority, Jason Lunar comes out from the silky black curtains with a smirk on his face. Jason Lunar has on his casual street attire. He makes his way through the entrance ramp while slapping a few hands on the way to the ring. Lunar slides into the ring and grabs a microphone from the ring announcer. " Never Gonna Stop Me " By Rob Zombie fades. Jason Lunar walks to the center of the ring and stands there. He awaits for the fans to quiet down. The noise level of the fans begin to decrease to show their respect to Jason Lunar. Lunar raises the microphone near his lips and he speaks. Jason Lunar" Hello ladies and gentlemen! "The fans give an enormous cheer. Jason Lunar smirks as he continues. Jason Lunar" I came out here tonight only for a certain reason. On Mayhem I will be up against 2 Dope. Not the fucked up clown I defeated a week ago, it's the other fucked up clown I will be facing next week. You know the guy who attacked me last week during my match. "Jason Lunar pauses for a moment. He yawns and then continues on with his speech. Jason Lunar" Earlier you fans heard 2 Dope's little annoying rap. That rap was so boring I feel asleep in my couch. I thought raps were supposed to be rhymes that made sense. " The fans begin to burst into laughters. Jason Lunar chuckles as he continues to speak. Mike TenayThis guy should really be a comedian. Jason LunarCome next week 2 Dope and I will be responsible for ending your damn career! Jason Lunar stops speaking. He places the microphone softly on the mat. He slides out of the ring as " Never Gonna Stop Me " By Rob Zombie plays over the p.a systems. Jason Lunar glances back at the ring before leaving. The fans cheer. Jason Lunar goes through the silky black curtains as the scene fades. |
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Post by 2dope on Jan 4, 2006 22:09:07 GMT -5
TILT-A-WHIRL hits,
Normal Fans-BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Juggalo Fans- Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 dope walks out...
he walks down the ramp...
he gets in the ring...
grabs a mic and starts to talk....
2 Dope-
Now lunar i warned you not to mess with the clown, ask Another e-fedder what i did to him for talkin shit to the wrong man, he is now unemployed, ohysically, i retired him, his name is Anthony Jax, now if don't want me to end your careaer, i suggest you quit talk shit u can't back up, before i beat ur ass all over this arena, so for the last time...may this be a lesson to you muther fucker, i am pissed off, and i am itchin to kick some sorry lunar ass...so if u feel lucky then bring it MOTHER FUCKER! cuz at Mayhem i will show no mercy, i swear it to you, i will be your hardest opponent to the day...so be ready to go to hell!
drops the mic...
Tilt-a-whirl hits...
the camera cuts to a commercial...
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