Post by jasoncalloway on Dec 26, 2005 16:26:48 GMT -5
.:: The scene opens backstage in the eWa locker room. It is the day after Christmas and Jason Calloway is reading a list and being ‘late Santa’. He looks at it funny and laughs. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Santa is going to have to go to the store. “
.:: Jason walks out to the parking lot and gets in his car. He starts it and drives for about 6-7 minutes and stops in another parking lot. He gets out and walks up to an automatic door. The sign over the building says ‘Toys R Us’. He walks over and grabs a cart. He strolls along looking for stuff, as he has never been here before. He stops 2 aisles past the opening and looks at teddy bears. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ The perfect present for Matt Hardy. Actually this is on his list.. awkward. “
.:: Jason puts a fuzzy blue bear in the cart and starts strolling along. He passes G.I. Joe’s, and barbies, but he stops at the barbies. He grabs one and puts it in the cart. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ That’s the perfect present for Batista.. He’ll appreciate it. “
.:: Jason puts it in the cart and strolls along. He sees 8 $1000.00 suits. They have 3 white and 5 black. He grabs one black one. He then puts them in the cart. ::.
.:: JC( Silently ) ::. “ This would make good for Mr. Extreme. I hope he likes it. “
.:: Jason then starts strolling along. He finds a wrestling area. He thinks ‘great’ then smiles. He walks in there and gets about 30 action figures for the rest of the superstars, and grabs a replica World Title for Jason Lunar. He then finds a bag of chocolates and gets them for Shibito. He gets 5 people special things ( Mr. Extreme, Batista, Matt Hardy, Jason Lunar, and Shibito. ) because they are special. He walks up to a register and stands in line behind 4 people. He grabs a peoples magazine and starts to read it. 10 minutes later he’s up. The man rings everything up. ::.
.:: Man ::. “ That will be $4757.96 sir. “
.:: JC ::. “ Ok, less than I thought. “
.:: All the people behind Jason look astonished as Jason writes a check. He hands it to the man and takes his stuff. He loads it in the car and drives away. He is back at the arena as he puts presents in a bin. He puts for everyone but Shibito, Matt Hardy, Batista, Mr. Extreme, and Jason Lunar. He sneaks to their locker rooms and ptus their presents in there. He puts the suit in Mr. Extremes room and puts ‘ From JC ‘. He puts the barbie in Batistas and puts ‘ To: Jackass, From: Your worst Nightmare, JC ‘. He puts the chocolates in Shibitos room, and Teddy bear in Matt Hardys and puts the same thing, ‘ From: JC BITCHES! ‘. He sticks the world Title replica in Jason Lunars room and puts ‘ Merry Christmas Champ.. From JC. ‘ He then walks to his locker room and lays down as the scene ends. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Santa is going to have to go to the store. “
.:: Jason walks out to the parking lot and gets in his car. He starts it and drives for about 6-7 minutes and stops in another parking lot. He gets out and walks up to an automatic door. The sign over the building says ‘Toys R Us’. He walks over and grabs a cart. He strolls along looking for stuff, as he has never been here before. He stops 2 aisles past the opening and looks at teddy bears. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ The perfect present for Matt Hardy. Actually this is on his list.. awkward. “
.:: Jason puts a fuzzy blue bear in the cart and starts strolling along. He passes G.I. Joe’s, and barbies, but he stops at the barbies. He grabs one and puts it in the cart. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ That’s the perfect present for Batista.. He’ll appreciate it. “
.:: Jason puts it in the cart and strolls along. He sees 8 $1000.00 suits. They have 3 white and 5 black. He grabs one black one. He then puts them in the cart. ::.
.:: JC( Silently ) ::. “ This would make good for Mr. Extreme. I hope he likes it. “
.:: Jason then starts strolling along. He finds a wrestling area. He thinks ‘great’ then smiles. He walks in there and gets about 30 action figures for the rest of the superstars, and grabs a replica World Title for Jason Lunar. He then finds a bag of chocolates and gets them for Shibito. He gets 5 people special things ( Mr. Extreme, Batista, Matt Hardy, Jason Lunar, and Shibito. ) because they are special. He walks up to a register and stands in line behind 4 people. He grabs a peoples magazine and starts to read it. 10 minutes later he’s up. The man rings everything up. ::.
.:: Man ::. “ That will be $4757.96 sir. “
.:: JC ::. “ Ok, less than I thought. “
.:: All the people behind Jason look astonished as Jason writes a check. He hands it to the man and takes his stuff. He loads it in the car and drives away. He is back at the arena as he puts presents in a bin. He puts for everyone but Shibito, Matt Hardy, Batista, Mr. Extreme, and Jason Lunar. He sneaks to their locker rooms and ptus their presents in there. He puts the suit in Mr. Extremes room and puts ‘ From JC ‘. He puts the barbie in Batistas and puts ‘ To: Jackass, From: Your worst Nightmare, JC ‘. He puts the chocolates in Shibitos room, and Teddy bear in Matt Hardys and puts the same thing, ‘ From: JC BITCHES! ‘. He sticks the world Title replica in Jason Lunars room and puts ‘ Merry Christmas Champ.. From JC. ‘ He then walks to his locker room and lays down as the scene ends. ::.