Post by jasoncalloway on Dec 21, 2005 21:51:05 GMT -5
.:: It is a cold winter day in Fresno California. All the kids outside having snowball fights, the parents outside making sure they don’t slip and get hurt. Only two grown-ups aren’t outside on the streets of Grant Avenue, Jason Calloway and Jonie Felina. The camera zooms into their house and they are laying together watching Bugs Bunny. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ I swear someday their gonna kill off that bunny. “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ Honey you always say that. If you want them to then go do it yourself. “
.:: JC ::. “ I would but I’m hungry. What do we got to eat? “
.:: Jason walks to the fridge and looks in. All he sees is spinach and vegetables and fruits. He shuts the refrigerator door and turns around. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Honey are you going on a diet or something? “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ No silly, those are for you. Now that your wrestling again you have to watch what you eat. “
.:: JC ::. “ That’s it I’m about to go get some popcorn chicken. “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ Can you drop me off at my sisters house when you leave? She needs me to take care of the baby. “
.:: JC ::. “ Why don’t we take the baby? It needs to gain some weight that lightweight. It should weight 42 pounds at least, I mean its 2 for god sake. “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ People don’t weight that much until their at least 5. Now just drop me off there or I’ll walk. “
.:: JC ::. “ Fine walk, but don’t cry to me when your feet hurt, it was your idea. “
.:: Jason then gets in the car and buckles up. Jonie gets in looking pissed he didn’t open the door for her. He starts the car and the drive off. 5 Minutes later they are at Jonies sisters house. Jonie kisses Jason and runs into the house. Jason then drives 5 more minutes to McDonalds. He drives into the drive through and starts to order. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ I would like 3 boxes of popcorn chicken. “
.:: Voice in Box ::. “ Sorry we do not have that. “
.:: JC ::. “ WHAT!? “
.:: Voice in Box ::. “ And then… “
.:: Jason drives up to the first window and pulls the guy out of McDonalds. He then gets out of his car and grabs the guys head. Jason throws his face into the wall. He then throws the guy back into McDonalds and drives away. Right next door is Burger King, who Jason thinks is married to Dairy Queen. Jason goes to their drive through and orders. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Popcorn chicken. “
.:: Voice in Box ::. “ Sorry we don’t have that. “
.:: JC ::. “ WHAT!? “
.:: Jason then grabs his hammer and whacks the box. He tears the box off and drives to the first window. The man opens the window and Jason throws the box in. He then drives away quickly. He drives for 2 minutes and shows up at Dairy Queen. He looks at it and stares. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Are you married to Burger King? “
.:: Dairy Queen doesn’t answer but Jason thinks it said “Yes”. He then drives away screaming. He then runs into a pole. He gets out and looks at his car. He then sees a kid ride past on his bike. He throws an ice ball at it and then runs to it. The kid fell off so Jason grabs the bike and rides away. He then stops at a hill. He sees a sign that says KFC. He calls Jonie on his cell phone. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Baby, where is there a place that sells popcorn chicken? “
.:: Jonie ::. “ Well KFC does but…. “
.:: JC ::. “ Thanks bye. “
.:: Jason then hangs his phone up as he rolls down the hill. The bike falls faster but Jason hits his testicles on a branch. He hangs there but turns and starts rolling again. He lands at the bottom in front of KFC by his smashed bike. He walks into KFC and goes up to the counter. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ I’ll have popcorn chicken. “
.:: Man ::. “ That’ll be $2.50. “
.:: Jason then looks for his wallet but its gone. He feels something like money in his pocket and pulls it out. Its just an I.O.U. Jason then gets on his knees and holds his arms up and looks up. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “
.:: Jason then starts crying as everyone stares at him. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ I swear someday their gonna kill off that bunny. “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ Honey you always say that. If you want them to then go do it yourself. “
.:: JC ::. “ I would but I’m hungry. What do we got to eat? “
.:: Jason walks to the fridge and looks in. All he sees is spinach and vegetables and fruits. He shuts the refrigerator door and turns around. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Honey are you going on a diet or something? “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ No silly, those are for you. Now that your wrestling again you have to watch what you eat. “
.:: JC ::. “ That’s it I’m about to go get some popcorn chicken. “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ Can you drop me off at my sisters house when you leave? She needs me to take care of the baby. “
.:: JC ::. “ Why don’t we take the baby? It needs to gain some weight that lightweight. It should weight 42 pounds at least, I mean its 2 for god sake. “
.:: Jonie Felina ::. “ People don’t weight that much until their at least 5. Now just drop me off there or I’ll walk. “
.:: JC ::. “ Fine walk, but don’t cry to me when your feet hurt, it was your idea. “
.:: Jason then gets in the car and buckles up. Jonie gets in looking pissed he didn’t open the door for her. He starts the car and the drive off. 5 Minutes later they are at Jonies sisters house. Jonie kisses Jason and runs into the house. Jason then drives 5 more minutes to McDonalds. He drives into the drive through and starts to order. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ I would like 3 boxes of popcorn chicken. “
.:: Voice in Box ::. “ Sorry we do not have that. “
.:: JC ::. “ WHAT!? “
.:: Voice in Box ::. “ And then… “
.:: Jason drives up to the first window and pulls the guy out of McDonalds. He then gets out of his car and grabs the guys head. Jason throws his face into the wall. He then throws the guy back into McDonalds and drives away. Right next door is Burger King, who Jason thinks is married to Dairy Queen. Jason goes to their drive through and orders. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Popcorn chicken. “
.:: Voice in Box ::. “ Sorry we don’t have that. “
.:: JC ::. “ WHAT!? “
.:: Jason then grabs his hammer and whacks the box. He tears the box off and drives to the first window. The man opens the window and Jason throws the box in. He then drives away quickly. He drives for 2 minutes and shows up at Dairy Queen. He looks at it and stares. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Are you married to Burger King? “
.:: Dairy Queen doesn’t answer but Jason thinks it said “Yes”. He then drives away screaming. He then runs into a pole. He gets out and looks at his car. He then sees a kid ride past on his bike. He throws an ice ball at it and then runs to it. The kid fell off so Jason grabs the bike and rides away. He then stops at a hill. He sees a sign that says KFC. He calls Jonie on his cell phone. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ Baby, where is there a place that sells popcorn chicken? “
.:: Jonie ::. “ Well KFC does but…. “
.:: JC ::. “ Thanks bye. “
.:: Jason then hangs his phone up as he rolls down the hill. The bike falls faster but Jason hits his testicles on a branch. He hangs there but turns and starts rolling again. He lands at the bottom in front of KFC by his smashed bike. He walks into KFC and goes up to the counter. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ I’ll have popcorn chicken. “
.:: Man ::. “ That’ll be $2.50. “
.:: Jason then looks for his wallet but its gone. He feels something like money in his pocket and pulls it out. Its just an I.O.U. Jason then gets on his knees and holds his arms up and looks up. ::.
.:: JC ::. “ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “
.:: Jason then starts crying as everyone stares at him. ::.