Post by Mr. Extreme on Dec 14, 2005 20:23:56 GMT -5
Your roleplay does not nearly have to be that long, but doing a roleplay similar to the one below should hep you win a match. The roleplay below should get you an idea on how eFeds simply work.
HardKore is seen entering the building where Time Bomb will take place wearing his black wrestling gear. With his blue duffle bag over his left shoulder he is walking at a steady pace to his dressing room. As he reaches the dressing room he is ambushed by fans. There are three male fans all equipped with autograph books. One fan wearing a faded HardKore t-shirt begins to talk franticly;
Fan: Yo HardKore.. dude! Can I have your autograph? I think you're totally awesome!
H-K: Wait, wait.. how did you guys get back here?
Fan: That fat dude over there let us in! See that tub of lard rent-a-cop there?
H-K: FRANK!! That piece of crap! Well guys, I'll be nice and sign the things.. but you gotta leave as soon as I do! Got me?
Fans: Yeah, o.k.. sure!
HardKore grabs each address book one at a time and scribbles his name down on them. He sends the fans on their way out the door and continues down the hall. As he walks by there are various people and EPW staff preparing for tonight's event carrying lumber and lighting equipment. One worker carrying a long board doesn't notice HardKore walking and turns with the long board swinging it right over HardKore as he ducks the close impact. As the man turns to see what happened, he hits HardKore from behind with the board. HardKore yells;
H-K: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? Watch where you're going next time dammit! (rubbing his head)
Guy: I'm sorry Mr. Kore. I didn't see ya until you ducked. It won't happen again!
H-K: You better pray it doesn't because if it does.. you're gonna be in that ring with me!! You dumb son of a...
Guy: It wont.. it wont.. I'm sorry!
H-K: Now get outta here!
The Guy scurries off as HardKore rubs the sore back of his head. He rolls his eyes and continues down the hall until he almost trips over the popcorn vendor backing out of a doorway. HardKore growls;
H-K: DAMMIT! Does anybody here look where the hell they're goin'??
Foreign vendor: Sowwy sowwy.. I sowwy.
H-K: Damn foreigners! Who let's them in?
The vendor walks away with his popcorn machine and HardKore continues down what now seems to be the longest hallway in his life. As he walks by, he sees wrestlers of EPW getting ready and sparing in the hall. He pushes through them and one of them gets angry;
Wrestler: What the fuck is your problem? You think cause you're one of the main eventers that you can push us around?
H-K: Get back to your little sissy slap fight.. I gotta go.
Wrestler: WHAT?! Nuh uh... you ain't just gonna talk to me like that! Come on, big tough HardKore let's see what you got!
H-K: Son, I ain't got time to let you prove your little marbles to your buddies. Now get the hell outta my face!
Wrestler: NO, you little..
The wrestler shoves HardKore with all his might sending his bag flying off his shoulder. HardKore turns back and looks at the man with an evil glance and says;
H-K: You asked for it you stupid shit!
HardKore grabs the man by his arm and swings him into the wall. The other wrestler tries to attack HardKore from behind but HardKore ducks the attempt and arm drags the man on to the cement floor. The first wrestler gets up and dives at HardKore trying to spear him and misses running into the wall. HardKore laughs and gets speared from behind by the other wrestler. HardKore is down as the two men kick and stomp him until HardKore grabs the man's leg and sweeps the other legs sending the man straight to the ground. The other man lifts his arm to hit HardKore but HardKore catches the arm and elbows the man in the chest. Security guards come from around the corner and grab HardKore's arms. One of the guards starts talking;
Guard: So we meet again. You just can't stay outta trouble can ya boy?
H-K: What do ya mean son? We are having a friendly spar!
Guard: Those guys are bruised and bleeding! Spar?!
H-K: Right guys?? RIGHT?
Wrestlers: Yeah, spar sure.
Guard: Well o.k.. but you better not let me see you again or else.
H-K: (Mumbling) Yeah whatever Barney Fife.
Guard: What was that?!
H-K: I said I live a funny life! You trash, now get outta here!
Guard: Hmm.. we'll meet again Mr. Kore.. oh we'll meet again!
H-K: Just shut up..
The security guard leaves and HardKore jumps at the men taunting them and they both jump back. HardKore laughs and continues down the longest hall in history trying to get to his dressing room. His swagger turns into a gallop as he speeds up his pace so he doesn't get interrupted again. Just as he passes the gym and can see his dressing room door in the distance.. a woman calls out to him;
Woman: Hey HardKore.. You're looking good. Why don't you come on in my dressing room and "get ready"?
H-K: Um, who are you? What are you some wacko?
Woman: No, I just work in the main office as a secretary and I like your style! So it's up to you.
H-K: Well, o.k.. if you have some disease.. I'm gonna .. never mind that!
Woman: Who said anything about sex? But since you asked.. I have condoms.
H-K: That's better!
HardKore follows the woman into the dressing room and drops his bag. The scene shows the door slam shut. About ten minutes later HardKore walks out with a Koolaid smile® upon his mouth and without his duffle bag. He is walking as if his former hall way problems are forgotten. He continues down the hall until an official bumps into him and says;
Off: Your match has been bumped up tonight.
H-K: Huh, whaa?
Off: You were going to fight at this time on this sheet..but now you'll fight at this time here... is this ok with you?
H-K: Do I have a fricken choice? Looks like you already made the decision. Either way, it's not like I care, it'll give me time to rest.
Off: As long as you comply. See ya around.
H-K: (mumbling) I got two words for you..
HardKore shakes his head and keeps on walking down the hallway until he is greeted by non other than Bruce Charming and his goofy camera man. Today Bruce is wearing a blue blazer (no pun intended) and a cow patterned shirt. The camera man moves around for a good shot and Bruce begins to speak;
B-C: So here we are, the night of the fight. Eric is already here somewhere in the building and you have made it in time for the event as well. The only question that arises is: Are you ready?
H-K: Bruce, are you that slow and dim witted? I"M ALWAYS READY!! Now where is that punk.. you just said he was here!
B-C: Save it for the match big boy. A few others are said to be here as well. The Shadowed one may be..Lanc...
H-K: THE SHADOWED ONE IS HERE? See ya Bruce!
HardKore doesn't even let Bruce finish his interview before he takes off looking for SO and Eric at the same time. He runs into the main backstage area and finds nothing but other wrestlers getting ready for tonight. He is asking them as he runs by if they have seen Eric or the Shadowed one.. No one knows so far. HardKore enters a room filled with men wearing suits that appear to be in a meeting of some kind. HardKore lifts the table and looks under it knocking the papers and brief cases off. HardKore kicks the doors back open and leaves the room as the men are left in awe. HardKore continues running down the hall and walks into a ladies dressing area. The ladies scream as HardKore runs through the room almost over exaggerating the search now. The ladies are throwing make up and clothes at HardKore trying to get him to leave and HardKore runs by a mirror, stops. and backs up as he looks in the mirror he has a pair of panties on his head and blue powder all over him. He rests his hands on his knees and starts to think he's acting a little silly and composes himself. He stops searching for So and he figures that Eric can be saved for the match. He now decides to bide his time and wait. As he leaves the ladies room and pinches a few butts on the way out he aims back toward his dressing room where Bruce and the camera man are still waiting to do an interview. Bruce approaches HardKore again and asks;
B-C: Did you find them yet?
H-K: Nah, I'll wait until the time is right and then strike! But that damn Shadow is going to pay! Eric's little ass can wait also. He'll get his up and comings.
B-C: Speaking of Eric, he's going all out to beat you. he has done numerous interviews and made trips to personal trainers and even changed his strategies of wrestling just to say. "I Beat HardKore". Are you in anyway flattered or how do you feel about it?
H-K: I feel like I always do when some young punk tries to test his guts in the ring with me! I Guess you can say it's a little flattering to have somebody after ya to make them selves better! I think the little guy has gall. He may even be a champ some day cause he has heart. But for now, he's gonna be a notch on my locker cause it's gonna be HELL for'em!
B-C: So you are still determined to not only beat but destroy him? How do you think you will look after beating the under dog?
H-K: To me, it's one of those situations that you can't win either way. If I lose, I lost to a rookie. If I win, I just beat a rookie. Ya see? I look bad either way so I'm just gonna do what I do best a tear ass in the ring!
B-C: You make a good point Steven. Now what are some strategies you may use to get the upper hand?
H-K: Same as always, my pure skill and Hard knocks! (laughs)
B-C: You have had two belts since your debut here at EPW. What are your plans to get another? Or are you looking to get another?
H-K: You're damn straight I am. I think I'm going for the US or the extreme again. I just don't think I want to be the world champ here.. you know about that curse.
B-C: Curse? What curse? You mean when champs leave after their world title reign?
H-K: Yeah that one, it seems like being the world champ in EPW is like too much to take! I think I'll just stay at US status and go from there.
B-C: Well you do have a good point and it is nice to see a man who is not just in it for the World title!
H-K: It's always been a good thought to have it, but if you really think about it.. it might not be worth it! Well, enough chit chat Bruce, I gotta a match to prepare for!
B-C: It's been lovely to finally catch you in a good mood HardKore.
H-K: Who's not in a good mood when you just got some?
B-C: I second that.. this is Bruce Charming signing off with HardKore live from EPW news!
H-K: Yeah yeah, bye.
HardKore leaves Bruce and the camera man to go into his dressing room FINALLY and take a nap before his match tonight. He lays down on his personal cot and doses off.
===The scene fades====
HardKore is seen entering the building where Time Bomb will take place wearing his black wrestling gear. With his blue duffle bag over his left shoulder he is walking at a steady pace to his dressing room. As he reaches the dressing room he is ambushed by fans. There are three male fans all equipped with autograph books. One fan wearing a faded HardKore t-shirt begins to talk franticly;
Fan: Yo HardKore.. dude! Can I have your autograph? I think you're totally awesome!
H-K: Wait, wait.. how did you guys get back here?
Fan: That fat dude over there let us in! See that tub of lard rent-a-cop there?
H-K: FRANK!! That piece of crap! Well guys, I'll be nice and sign the things.. but you gotta leave as soon as I do! Got me?
Fans: Yeah, o.k.. sure!
HardKore grabs each address book one at a time and scribbles his name down on them. He sends the fans on their way out the door and continues down the hall. As he walks by there are various people and EPW staff preparing for tonight's event carrying lumber and lighting equipment. One worker carrying a long board doesn't notice HardKore walking and turns with the long board swinging it right over HardKore as he ducks the close impact. As the man turns to see what happened, he hits HardKore from behind with the board. HardKore yells;
H-K: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? Watch where you're going next time dammit! (rubbing his head)
Guy: I'm sorry Mr. Kore. I didn't see ya until you ducked. It won't happen again!
H-K: You better pray it doesn't because if it does.. you're gonna be in that ring with me!! You dumb son of a...
Guy: It wont.. it wont.. I'm sorry!
H-K: Now get outta here!
The Guy scurries off as HardKore rubs the sore back of his head. He rolls his eyes and continues down the hall until he almost trips over the popcorn vendor backing out of a doorway. HardKore growls;
H-K: DAMMIT! Does anybody here look where the hell they're goin'??
Foreign vendor: Sowwy sowwy.. I sowwy.
H-K: Damn foreigners! Who let's them in?
The vendor walks away with his popcorn machine and HardKore continues down what now seems to be the longest hallway in his life. As he walks by, he sees wrestlers of EPW getting ready and sparing in the hall. He pushes through them and one of them gets angry;
Wrestler: What the fuck is your problem? You think cause you're one of the main eventers that you can push us around?
H-K: Get back to your little sissy slap fight.. I gotta go.
Wrestler: WHAT?! Nuh uh... you ain't just gonna talk to me like that! Come on, big tough HardKore let's see what you got!
H-K: Son, I ain't got time to let you prove your little marbles to your buddies. Now get the hell outta my face!
Wrestler: NO, you little..
The wrestler shoves HardKore with all his might sending his bag flying off his shoulder. HardKore turns back and looks at the man with an evil glance and says;
H-K: You asked for it you stupid shit!
HardKore grabs the man by his arm and swings him into the wall. The other wrestler tries to attack HardKore from behind but HardKore ducks the attempt and arm drags the man on to the cement floor. The first wrestler gets up and dives at HardKore trying to spear him and misses running into the wall. HardKore laughs and gets speared from behind by the other wrestler. HardKore is down as the two men kick and stomp him until HardKore grabs the man's leg and sweeps the other legs sending the man straight to the ground. The other man lifts his arm to hit HardKore but HardKore catches the arm and elbows the man in the chest. Security guards come from around the corner and grab HardKore's arms. One of the guards starts talking;
Guard: So we meet again. You just can't stay outta trouble can ya boy?
H-K: What do ya mean son? We are having a friendly spar!
Guard: Those guys are bruised and bleeding! Spar?!
H-K: Right guys?? RIGHT?
Wrestlers: Yeah, spar sure.
Guard: Well o.k.. but you better not let me see you again or else.
H-K: (Mumbling) Yeah whatever Barney Fife.
Guard: What was that?!
H-K: I said I live a funny life! You trash, now get outta here!
Guard: Hmm.. we'll meet again Mr. Kore.. oh we'll meet again!
H-K: Just shut up..
The security guard leaves and HardKore jumps at the men taunting them and they both jump back. HardKore laughs and continues down the longest hall in history trying to get to his dressing room. His swagger turns into a gallop as he speeds up his pace so he doesn't get interrupted again. Just as he passes the gym and can see his dressing room door in the distance.. a woman calls out to him;
Woman: Hey HardKore.. You're looking good. Why don't you come on in my dressing room and "get ready"?
H-K: Um, who are you? What are you some wacko?
Woman: No, I just work in the main office as a secretary and I like your style! So it's up to you.
H-K: Well, o.k.. if you have some disease.. I'm gonna .. never mind that!
Woman: Who said anything about sex? But since you asked.. I have condoms.
H-K: That's better!
HardKore follows the woman into the dressing room and drops his bag. The scene shows the door slam shut. About ten minutes later HardKore walks out with a Koolaid smile® upon his mouth and without his duffle bag. He is walking as if his former hall way problems are forgotten. He continues down the hall until an official bumps into him and says;
Off: Your match has been bumped up tonight.
H-K: Huh, whaa?
Off: You were going to fight at this time on this sheet..but now you'll fight at this time here... is this ok with you?
H-K: Do I have a fricken choice? Looks like you already made the decision. Either way, it's not like I care, it'll give me time to rest.
Off: As long as you comply. See ya around.
H-K: (mumbling) I got two words for you..
HardKore shakes his head and keeps on walking down the hallway until he is greeted by non other than Bruce Charming and his goofy camera man. Today Bruce is wearing a blue blazer (no pun intended) and a cow patterned shirt. The camera man moves around for a good shot and Bruce begins to speak;
B-C: So here we are, the night of the fight. Eric is already here somewhere in the building and you have made it in time for the event as well. The only question that arises is: Are you ready?
H-K: Bruce, are you that slow and dim witted? I"M ALWAYS READY!! Now where is that punk.. you just said he was here!
B-C: Save it for the match big boy. A few others are said to be here as well. The Shadowed one may be..Lanc...
H-K: THE SHADOWED ONE IS HERE? See ya Bruce!
HardKore doesn't even let Bruce finish his interview before he takes off looking for SO and Eric at the same time. He runs into the main backstage area and finds nothing but other wrestlers getting ready for tonight. He is asking them as he runs by if they have seen Eric or the Shadowed one.. No one knows so far. HardKore enters a room filled with men wearing suits that appear to be in a meeting of some kind. HardKore lifts the table and looks under it knocking the papers and brief cases off. HardKore kicks the doors back open and leaves the room as the men are left in awe. HardKore continues running down the hall and walks into a ladies dressing area. The ladies scream as HardKore runs through the room almost over exaggerating the search now. The ladies are throwing make up and clothes at HardKore trying to get him to leave and HardKore runs by a mirror, stops. and backs up as he looks in the mirror he has a pair of panties on his head and blue powder all over him. He rests his hands on his knees and starts to think he's acting a little silly and composes himself. He stops searching for So and he figures that Eric can be saved for the match. He now decides to bide his time and wait. As he leaves the ladies room and pinches a few butts on the way out he aims back toward his dressing room where Bruce and the camera man are still waiting to do an interview. Bruce approaches HardKore again and asks;
B-C: Did you find them yet?
H-K: Nah, I'll wait until the time is right and then strike! But that damn Shadow is going to pay! Eric's little ass can wait also. He'll get his up and comings.
B-C: Speaking of Eric, he's going all out to beat you. he has done numerous interviews and made trips to personal trainers and even changed his strategies of wrestling just to say. "I Beat HardKore". Are you in anyway flattered or how do you feel about it?
H-K: I feel like I always do when some young punk tries to test his guts in the ring with me! I Guess you can say it's a little flattering to have somebody after ya to make them selves better! I think the little guy has gall. He may even be a champ some day cause he has heart. But for now, he's gonna be a notch on my locker cause it's gonna be HELL for'em!
B-C: So you are still determined to not only beat but destroy him? How do you think you will look after beating the under dog?
H-K: To me, it's one of those situations that you can't win either way. If I lose, I lost to a rookie. If I win, I just beat a rookie. Ya see? I look bad either way so I'm just gonna do what I do best a tear ass in the ring!
B-C: You make a good point Steven. Now what are some strategies you may use to get the upper hand?
H-K: Same as always, my pure skill and Hard knocks! (laughs)
B-C: You have had two belts since your debut here at EPW. What are your plans to get another? Or are you looking to get another?
H-K: You're damn straight I am. I think I'm going for the US or the extreme again. I just don't think I want to be the world champ here.. you know about that curse.
B-C: Curse? What curse? You mean when champs leave after their world title reign?
H-K: Yeah that one, it seems like being the world champ in EPW is like too much to take! I think I'll just stay at US status and go from there.
B-C: Well you do have a good point and it is nice to see a man who is not just in it for the World title!
H-K: It's always been a good thought to have it, but if you really think about it.. it might not be worth it! Well, enough chit chat Bruce, I gotta a match to prepare for!
B-C: It's been lovely to finally catch you in a good mood HardKore.
H-K: Who's not in a good mood when you just got some?
B-C: I second that.. this is Bruce Charming signing off with HardKore live from EPW news!
H-K: Yeah yeah, bye.
HardKore leaves Bruce and the camera man to go into his dressing room FINALLY and take a nap before his match tonight. He lays down on his personal cot and doses off.
===The scene fades====
